It was hard to follow tech news this week without getting icky lawyer-stuff all over you. Also: A former high-tech CEO looks for better position in D.C., and Google seeks employees who speak nothing but geek. AT&T filed suit against Verizon, Intel got sued by New York State, an alleged cable modem hacker got indicted, and EMI sued to stop a tiny music Web site from sharing The Beatles' love. Do you have the qualifications to ace this week's quiz?
Now hand over your résumé and begin. 1. The Beatles' music will finally be available in disc-less digital form this December. Give yourself 10 points and a pat on the back for each correct answer. Where will you soon be able to find the Fab Four? a. On Apple's iTunes Storeb. On Verizon phonesd. At BlueBeat.comc. On an apple-shaped USB drive 2. New York State Attorney General Andrew Cuomo is beating on Intel like a drum, accusing the chip giant of all manner of bad behavior.
What's the dispute about? a. Verizon's attempts to wrest the iPhone from AT&T b. AT&T's claim to offer the "fastest 3G network" c. Verizon's exorbitant early termination fees d. Maps 4. Pew Research has conducted a study of the dominant ways people interact. Which of the following is one of the official charges? a. Misleading advertising b. Strong-arming PC makers using bribery and coercion c. Shipping defective merchandise d. Charging exorbitant early termination fees 3. AT&T is suing Verizon. How many days per year, on average, do Americans communicate via cell phone? a. 210 b. 195 c. 125 d. 72 5. Watch your back, Twitter. What's this new blessed blog called? a. TweetBabyJesus b. HeavenlyTwits c. ChristianChirp d. ChristianTwerp 6. "The decisions made in Washington impact every family and every business, of any size, in America. A new microblog has formed and it's apparently got God on its side. Throughout my career, I've brought people together and solved problems, and that is what I plan to do in government: Set aside ego and partisanship and work to develop solutions to our problems." What former high-tech CEO plans to bring the hard-won lessons of business management to Washington, D.C.? a. Jerry Yang b. Carly Fiorina c. Hector Ruiz d. Meg Whitman 7. Alleged cable modem hacker Ryan Harris was indicted this week by federal prosecutors in California.
Which of the following questions is not on Lin's list? a. How many golf balls can fit in a school bus? b. There's a latency problem in South Africa. What is Harris's hacker alias? a. DerCable b. DerEngel c. DerSpiegel d. DerWeinerschnitzel 8. Careers coach Lewis Lin has released a list of 140 questions Google asks of prospective employees. Diagnose it. c. Explain the significance of "dead meat." d. Why are manhole covers round? 9. The Doodle - the six-letter logo that adorns Google's otherwise sparse home page - changed multiple times in the last week to honor various icons of childhood. Add the volume of apps in the iPhone Store, rounded to the nearest large number. Which of the following was not a Google Doodle? a. Wallace and Gromit b. Sesame Street c. Asterix & Obelix d. The Great Pumpkin 10. Take the number of iPhones Apple sold the first weekend it was available in China and multiply by the new early termination fee Verizon plans to charge users of smartphones who bail on their contracts. Download that to your Windows Mobile phone and pray someone will buy you an iPhone for Christmas.
Where will you soon be able to find the Fab Four? What do you get? a. 1,850,000 b. 185,000 c. 18,500 d. 1,850 Answer key Question 1: The Beatles' music will finally be available in disc-less digital form this December. Correct Answer: On an apple-shaped USB drive The digitally remastered tunes will be available from record company EMI on a 16GB key drive shipped in a container made to resemble Apple Corp.'s Granny Smith-style logo. Tomorrow never knows. At press time BlueBeat.com, which was selling Beatles tracks for 25 cents each, found itself sued by EMI. The odds of the site surviving until December?
Question 2: New York State Attorney General Andrew Cuomo is beating on Intel like a drum, accusing the chip giant of all manner of bad behavior. Correct Answer: Strong-arming PC makers using bribery and coercion Cuomo's 83-page complaint echoes what the European Union fined Intel $1.5 billion for, and AMD has been suing Intel over since 2005 - the company kicked back billions to computer makers who agreed to limit the use of AMD chips in their machines, and threatened those who would not be bribed. Which of the following is one of the official charges? Others argue that, with the price of computers plummeting regardless of Intel's bad behavior, the harm to consumers is largely imaginary. Question 3: AT&T is suing Verizon. Looks like somebody's running for governor.
What's the dispute about? AT&T claims the map ad is misleading because it implies AT&T offers no data coverage over much of the United States, when it in fact offers slower 2G service. Correct Answer: Maps More specifically, AT&T is suing Verizon over an ad campaign showing maps of their respective 3G coverage, with Verizon's mostly full and AT&T's nearly empty. Thus suggesting a new AT&T ad slogan: Slow service is better than no service. How many days per year, on average, do Americans communicate via cell phone? Question 4: Pew Research has conducted a study of the dominant ways people interact.
Correct Answer: 195 According to the Pew Internet & American Life Project, Americans communicate face to face an average of 210 days a year, followed by mobile phones (195 days), texting and landlines (tied at 125), e-mail (72), instant messaging (55), and social networks (39). Their conclusion: Technology is not turning us into hermits. Pew did not release data showing how many people talk on their phones, text, or e-mail during face-to-face meetings. The caveat? Question 5: Watch your back, Twitter. What's this new blessed blog called?
A new microblog has formed and it's apparently got God on its side. Correct Answer: ChristianChirp The service was launched by Net entrepreneur James L. Paris after Twitter allegedly shut down his account temporarily for "posting an article in support of Rush Limbaugh." FYI, Paris's other venture, ChristianMoney.com, aims to "help you make the most of God's money." Because, after all, He's got more money than, well, Himself. Throughout my career, I've brought people together and solved problems, and that is what I plan to do in government: Set aside ego and partisanship and work to develop solutions to our problems." What former high-tech CEO plans to bring the hard-won lessons of business management to Washington, D.C.? Correct Answer: Carly Fiorina The former HP chief confirmed long-standing rumors by officially joining the U.S. Senate race in California. Question 6: "The decisions made in Washington impact every family and every business, of any size, in America. She'll be fighting Republican Assemblyman Chuck Devore for the chance to challenge Senator Barbara Boxer a year from now. Question 7: Alleged cable modem hacker Ryan Harris was indicted this week by federal prosecutors in California.
Considering the shape HP was in when she left, Fiorina might have a better shot running on the Amnesia Party ticket. What is Harris's hacker alias? He's facing up to 20 years in prison and a $250,000 fine. Correct Answer: DerEngel Harris, author of "Hacking the Cable Modem," has been charged with conspiracy and fraud for allegedly selling software and modded modems that allowed customers to access cable ISPs and/or boost their bandwidth for free. No word yet whether he also plans to run for the Senate in California.
Which of the following questions is not on Lin's list? Question 8: Careers coach Lewis Lin has released a list of 140 questions Google asks of prospective employees. Correct Answer: Explain the significance of "dead meat." The actual question is "Explain the significance of 'dead beef'," the answer to which involves hexidecimal code. So unless you bone up before the interview, you are in fact dead meat. The other questions on Lin's list are equally baffling to the uninitiated. So much for those dreams of a comfortable retirement fueled by Google stock options.
Which of the following was not a Google Doodle? Question 9: The Doodle - the six-letter logo that adorns Google's otherwise sparse home page - changed multiple times in the last week to honor various icons of childhood. Correct Answer: The Great Pumpkin However, which Google Doodle you saw depended on where you were sitting. Question 10: Take the number of iPhones Apple sold the first weekend it was available in China and multiply by the new early termination fee Verizon plans to charge users of smartphones who bail on their contracts. Googlers in the United Kingdom saw Wallace and Gromit (in honor of the animated duo's 20th anniversary). U.S. searchers saw the Doodle visited by the Cookie Monster, Big Bird, and others (Sesame Street turned 40 this week). Ancient Gauls Asterix & Obelix got the Doodle treatment for their 50th anniversary (visible in 43 countries, but not the States). Also in the mix: various Doodles for Halloween and the Day of the Dead (in Mexico). Do you suppose Google has a Chief Doodle Officer, and if so, what kind of questions would you need to answer to get that job? Add the volume of apps in the iPhone Store, rounded to the nearest large number.
What do you get? Download that to your Windows Mobile phone and pray someone will buy you an iPhone for Christmas. Correct Answer: 1,850,000 China Unicom signed up 5,000 new subscribers, or one iPhone for every 263,000 people. (By contrast, Apple sold 1 million 3GS models over a similar time frame in Europe and the United States.) Verizon plans to ding its customers $350 for weaseling out of their commitments, minus $10 for every month they stayed in contract - or roughly double what it charged in the past. So 5K * 350 + 100K = 1,850,000. Subtract the apps related to beer drinking, plastic surgery, or farting, though, and you're down to around 10,000. Come back next week for another gaseous quiz. Apple proudly announced its iPhone Store now serves more than 100,000 apps.